Dick Cheney: I plan to be an OB/GYN doctor as soon as my term exprires
Washington, DC - Dreams do come true! Especially if you’re an ex-Vice President looking for a new career!
Vice President Dick Cheney plans to take up the mantle of being an OB/GYN physician as soon as his term expires next January. He also plans a few short-cuts in receiving his Doctorate by taking a home study course while still serving as the nation’s VP.
“I’ll also pull a few strings too,” he quipped to reporters, as he showed them some homestudy books and the anatomically correct life sized female form he had near his desk. “My practice patient,” he said, “I like the artificial insemination part best.”
When asked where he planned on setting up his practice, he replied, “Somewhere where there are lotsa young women who want to have babies. If fact, I can help! Yes, sir. When Dr. Dick is in town they’ll be nothing to worry about!”
When asked for a comment, President Bush had this to say. “I wish him good luck. I know Lynn always talked about Dick all the time and I ‘m glad to see others will have a chance to use Dick too!”
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